- me: does five sit-ups
- me: where are my abs
- mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
- me:
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- mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.
— Daniel Franzese (via shesinacoma)








